Can you sing with all the voices of the butt? Can you paint with all the colors of the fart?

It's just me sitting on the head of my twenty foot tall pig friend :3

Ms. Butterfly catches a cold!

We specialize in small animal repair and refurbishment!

Ye olde lightly salted poppin' corn: every child's worst nightmare.

A slingshot! No! A snake! No... a snakeshot! :o

Aliens discover the true meaning of Four Loco

Here I lie, a quarterback with no ball. A quarterpounder with no bun. A quarterstaff with no +2 to attack.

NO BEMY THE ROBOT. IT'S "THE RAIN IN SPAIN FALLS MAINLY IN THE PLAIN". YOU WILL NEVER PASS THE TURING TEST LIKE THIS OMGWTF#*#%&#*%!!

The old fable of the tortoise and the hare. Except the hare is pizza and I am the tortoise. And instead of the hare falling asleep I eat it.

King George W Just_Post (R) and Prince Mitt "NO'BAMA" Romney (R)

When challenging Death to a game for your life, play risk. Death gets really bored of risk and doesn't really try.