"And here are my various stool samples! Notice the varying consistencies and sizes. I've worked very hard for this collection."

A man announces that his soul purpose is for the Mike. Godspeed, little man, and make Mike proud!

Arnold and Gerald at an art exhibit, in a stunned silence over witnessing the grace of the famous painting "The Baby King"

Aftermath of anger; a chair thrown; a wall that needs repair; a seismic rip in spacetime

The American flag seems to have a tummy ache - she's doubling over in pain!

So there IS a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow! Wait a minute... that's not gold.

A man, blushing, gives a bouquet of flowers to another man. They're both in love!

The numbers 1, 2 and 3 grieve their dead friend 4. But what's this?! He rises from his grave! Damn you, God! What an abomination you've made

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man thinking about the first 100 digits of pi - but make sure it's exactly the first 100 digits of pi

Ed's love for chickens has forsaken the Ed boys - now they're running for their lives!

Fig. 1 - Ant.