This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home. This little piggy got bacon, this little piggy saw the other and FREAKED

Rumplestiltskin from the movie Rumplestiltskin (1995). He rides a motorbike in that film and it's amazing. It's on netflix.

Ringo Starr is at it again with his MS Paint doodles. One day, he vows to become the worlds foremost digital artist.

Two blue rocks nestled together shout "give me that!"

Sonic the hedgehog disappears into a vortex. He has been, as the text floating nearby states, "rekt"

A human being with blonde hair, brown eyebrows, blue eyes, and pink lips stares passively but directly into the camera. Emotionless.

Bob Ross has used pink hair dye, and now it's impossible to tell where the afro ends and where the brain matter begins

A very average white butt. Not huge, not small, not ugly, not beautiful. Just a regular old butt. "Good old butt", they call it.

Cloysters oystering boisterously.

The real truth behind how clouds are made. I'm not sure if my eyes will ever cope

MISSING: "sock" (a picture of a small grey sock crying is here) Call OOΔ-▯2O-▽X▷◖

I HOPE YOU MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI!