This country was built on dat ass

Vaginalvirrigtion device becomes self aware

kirby up close

Man wearing a fedora has seal flippers as hands. Approximately no fucks given

A snowball mourns the loss of his loved ones that didn't make it to June

HEEEEEYYYYYY YOOOOUUUUUUU GUUUUYYYYYSSSSSSS!

Two ice cubes are frightened alone in a dark freezer

WHO?! Multiple colors!

scuba diver drops his helmet in algae

A king needs ice, and women are incompetent.

A jolly roger for a Mexican creative writing gang

A shy girl watches as an embarrassed dollop of poop runs by

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