Apparently the sorting hat kidnaps black kids.

A really angry chicken with bloodshot eyes is yelling and throwing his own feathers in the air.

A green dinosaur with shiny white teeth brushes his teeth with pink toothpaste.

lolsRus. Because toys are no longer good enough?

a little man stares at a pizza with wide eyes.

A pacman ghost looks back at his life of killing and is filled with regret to the point of throwing up.

A snazzy banana wearing sunglasses, smiling, and giving me a thumbs up!

rainbow dick

A platypus swimming happily in the water.

orange baby can't reach red barbells

angry cigarette with sunglasses and two guns

A pink man with a red penis says "I AM THE GAY!" while a dude with a bowling ball for a head says "NO!"