the city of baltimore
clock transforms into a lazer and tears a man in half
The old saying goes "You can chase a green shit till you fall over, but you're never gonna catch it"
It seems the company you own is worth 100,00 Dollar. Or something.
If you have no feet, you will drop your clock on your knee.
a snake with a penis coming out of it's mouth is about to rape a happy fire extinguisher
The most adorable "NO" ever
A stick figure laughing at two barely legible "M"s
vulgar pigeon isn't very nice
Oxycontin and xanax bars.
The humble Ostrich. Forerunner of galactic conquest.
lily can see again!
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