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Pedo in the paper angers red man!

Specky Slut!

A pink geegee!

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A cat with new food, Also needs new knickers

John Thomas

a TUSH!

A green spider with a rocket launcher

New Chain

Sylvester Stallone painted green with a copy of the Evening Standard sticking out of his bum

A cake with shit on top

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Meryl Streep being raped by Winston Churchill and Abe Lincoln on smack

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