captain picard informs us that there are four lights

There is absolutely nothing normal with the shape of that penis, please go see a doctor.

The Atlas Shrug'o by A. Bitch is an incredibly long book that causes communists to become enraged.

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my aunt

Unfortunately, someone seems to have plucked out one of homer simpson's eyeballs.

A man with a snake for arms asks if you like his scarf

Altair punching a camel

Mrs Pacman's favourite flavour of dots is fire.

Lady Gaga

A stick figure with breasts, a top hat and a cane tosses a coin into a poorly drawn washing machine.

The previous person to draw obviously did not approve of the subject material.

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