A really excited purple octopus.
A lizard in a wig.
Some people have to burn a flag.
Navi is not machine-washable.
This smile is OUT OF CONTROL!
The aliens are also zombies?!
The Dovakhiin is drunk.
King Purplecrown believes in fair competition, but is a poor speller.
Mario is frightened by a grinning sea-serpent.
Horus on a bowling ball.
That's a pea! Not a green lemon!
The shower is acid!