"NOT FUCKING CHEERIOS AGAIN!" he cried, and with that he struck her sharply across the head. She fell to the ground, numb, and was killed.

a chicken gets fed by some old man

a cloud of mist tells Moot to kill himself

someone's not very good at suicide

black people like watermelon, who gets it?

someone hugging a large butterfly

COVERED IN GOLD

Dragon Ball Z, but between a disgruntled ketchup bottle and a snail.

the SWISS

cat mourns owners' death

pacman's alcoholism has reached ultimatum

sinister man wears a shirt with the caption "what" on it