Some guy is accused of stealing stuff from a Board Store. He puts his arms up indefense and loudly exclaimds: "It wasn't me!".

Person spraying perfume into his eyes

Snake trying to decide whether it'll go in the male or female bathroom this time..

Two guys at a bar are talking about a girl that, even though Man 2 told her to have a nice day, didn't lick his balls. Don't be like them!