a lame smile, probably totally nonsequitor to its previous description.

the mario brothers are reduced to skeletons and viscera after they are raised from the dead shortly after the fall of the mushroom kingdom.

a man wants to drink some fruit juice

after years of living in his brother's shadow, Luigi is at last the greater brother. Mario must learn his place.

the little mermaid, having been exposed to toxic radiation and grown larger and angrier, descends upon europe. expect no survivors.

the dongs of wrath

a man puts out a fire the only way he can

check out my tiny hula hoop!

stupid 4chan meme. draw something with a cow in it.

the moon, fancying himself a king, is angry at earth for having oceans and land

orphans in diapers informing a ghost that their parents are, indeed, dead. the ghost is happy.

simpsons-universe wonderwoman, an ill freddie kreuger, and a blue alien, on the moon