New Chain

A man uses his own semen as shampoo.

A blue turnip on speed.

Minecraft.

The face you pull when a penis is inserted inside you.

3-eyed gay alien with the tip of a shoe in his mouth shouting the words "Y.O.L.O"

A pruple, depressed bomb on wheels.

A very derpy version of Harry Potter.

A gay, hipster person with a hotdog for a dick and the end of the baseball bat has a smiley face. The guy is saying "Want some?"

Fucking Russians invading my dad? Wtf.

A lighthouse that's shaped like a penis with wings. A spaceship that looks like a heart is racing towards the lighthouse.

An orange sports car with glossy windows, yellow headlights and hotrod flames on the side and front of the car.

New Chain

Show me how babies are made.

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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