I don't want to know.

some green mofo, i dunno

fucking beaver

Draw me. Draw me like one of your French girls.

DON'T DO IT, MEELO. DON'T THROW YOUR FATHER'S PRICELESS VASE INTO THE SEA HE WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.

some goddamn rat thing that thinks he's a cat

NICO MY CASIN HEY NICO YOU WANT TO GO BOWLING MY CASIN

A man twitching in the sidewalk, paralysed, as Mrs. Pac Man goes in for the kill

The state of the U.S. political bipartisan system.

Cheese and hot-sauce taco combination with nachos on the side, served in a pair of pants.

A hideous monstrosity of nature; an affront to the very definition of man

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