santa stripping in a pink g-string thong with a boombox blaring. hes the happiest
an alien chewing some guys balls off
three men jumping on fire
A man walks into a room just in time to see his mother wearing a party hat and petting a cow. With a look of betrayal, he says "mom?"
Lizard man protects welcoming castle which doesn't inspire confidence to the passer by
A man laughing it up on the internet. He seems to have a wispy mustache and boobs for eyes.
Hes hat is too big and it makes elephant angry.
A man holding the cup for best sleeping is at a suicide crime scene where the gun is still on the ground.
Going camping, but we got lost. :(
a half assed car
OH NO MY FRIES
T-rex is coming!
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