The moon's somehow connected to the Earth by a massive chain. That's pretty metal, if scientifically impossible.
How the hell was I supposed to know my zits were full of lava?
Man attempts to scratch his back with a zweihander. It doesn't go well.
Mid-air Cobra Clutch.
Tequila Gundam playing a sick drum solo.
Raiden from Metal Gear and Raiden from Mortal Kombat having a rap battle.
Your waifu getting five-knuckle-shuffled by John Cena.
Solid Snake and Captain Falcon having WWE-style rival banter rants.
Biker chick angrily tearing a demon in half with her bare hands. It's radical.