How can one be sad with so much booze?

Super Mario just learn the princess is an transvestite, "the hard way".

Girl trying to loose some pounds with the flesheating bacteria she just bought from TV-Shop.

Earth is consumed by green planet-eating monster with six arms and huge teeths.

Drunk fat man with a beak and tophat hates life and dont know what time it is.

A monster-truck-boat making the seas unsafe.