Headcrab.

Steven Segal hits on a young woman.

A Kawaii waitress at a restaurant asks if you are up for something kinky.

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The Honda Fit has enough cargo space to safely transport an alpaca in the back seat.

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Diglett, what are you doing in the Seafoam Islands? That doesn't make any sense.

Dog, why are you wearing Pikachu's skin? WHAT DID YOU DO?! WHERE IS THE REST OF HIM?!?! AAARRRGGGHH!!!

Peter Parker's alter ego is smitten with a drumstick, probably for butt things.

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While contemplating the meaning of life, a pigeon shits into the open mouth of a toddler strapped in a stroller.

An excited schoolboy begins running laps around the Batsignal in anticipation of meeting the Dark Knight.

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