A man attacks the giant snake people of the amazon, but is not aware their attentions are passive-aggressive. You blew it, buddy. ya blew it

High-class prostitute is confused as she expected to be bought for sex, not complicated riddles. This will be the worst night of her life.

What a waste of space. What an absolute turd-toting shit-shorts. The son of a bitch loser got a 420 mug. What a house. What a poo-pants cigarette.

GIMME SUM OF DEM MEATBAWS

God desires to fuck with Zelda fans, sending them into a suicidal end.

The moon from The Mighty Boosh

Ricky from Trailer Park boys dresses up like Pennywise and starts spouting his bullshit about weed and math.

Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get.

Tacobell and other fast food is no longer a treat. You eat a taco and sob into it, knowing you can never reclaim that rosetinted past.

The new generation of furfags aren't too keen about ketchup being near them.

Kid loves the fuck out of lunchables but eats them with a knife and fork like a sperg

A bird sees two black people ACTUALLY IN THE WATER AND NOT DROWNING THEY'VE LEARNED HOW TO USE BOATS