A watermelon can't get over how goddamn attractive he is.

"Silence will fall." I think. It's hard to read writing when they use an XL brush to write it, you know? Kids these days.

Casper the Friendly Ghost has taken up barbecuing to pay off his student loans.

A large, old man gets a sweet tan on the beach.

Some guy waiting for the bus rudely cuts off Forrest Gump's story.

A bunny with sharp fangs smiles after attaching red strings to said fangs.

Someone who needs to work on their penmanship.

A girl, um, enjoys herself in front of an open window.

A water bottle dances happily.

A guy in a fedora, bawling his eyes out, professes his love for a tree.

This kid is WAY too excited to be eating Bran Flakes.

A silver statue dedicated to the GREAT MANBEAR, who has been immortalized in the iconic position of the Thriller dance.