star is too buff for the moon to handle. the moon starts crying from the beauty.

super close up of a dog with butter on their nose

He was a brave, optimistic, cocoa drinker with beautiful lips and beautiful thighs.

pet rock is oiled up and sun tanning. SWAG!

unicorn with red striped horn

plankton from spongebob doesn't want to be eaten

a granola bar with a happy package

snotty nose

Follow me into the dark

An abomination with peeling skin, body parts in wrong places, and it is concerned about its appearance

Tarzan in a kilt with a red tie holding a giant log

bull hugs a wooden sign that says "luck" written in blood