star is too buff for the moon to handle. the moon starts crying from the beauty.

super close up of a dog with butter on their nose

He was a brave, optimistic, cocoa drinker with beautiful lips and beautiful thighs.

unicorn with red striped horn

plankton from spongebob doesn't want to be eaten

pet rock is oiled up and sun tanning. SWAG!

snotty nose

Follow me into the dark

An abomination with peeling skin, body parts in wrong places, and it is concerned about its appearance

Tarzan in a kilt with a red tie holding a giant log

bull hugs a wooden sign that says "luck" written in blood

man is attacked by the word responsibilities which has a knife