I get sad when my coat tries to text it's girlfriend when I'm trying to shower.

The retarded purple McDonald's guy accidentally lights his hat made of shit on fire.

SANIC goes super-saiyan way too fast.

The Kool-Aid man gets torn in half when he tries to run through a barbed-wire wall.

Politics had a surprised birthday party. It got loads of PS3 games.

A man hugging the sun just needs to be appreciated. The Earth itself seems the make him feel undervalued.

A red-haired ginger performs a breath taking solo act.

A man with his lower half buried in the ground tries to kid a budding tree while the sun just watches. THE SUN JUST WATCHED HIM DO IT

Penis inspection day.

What happens when you masturbate publicly at a family reunion.

My favourite Pokemon is gay? I found out after leveling him to 87.

A gay cat tries, and fails to stop his depressed black cat from killing himself.