Apparently "butt" is too short of a description, so let's try this; it was a dark and staormy night, and I had just peeped some fine booty.

oh hey it's the only part of homestuck I ever read, where that kid with the glasses (jeff?) is in his room but there's a bunch of stupid shi

Dogfights to the EXTREEEEEME

sweet, innocent clown/luchador makeout sesh

Yeaaah you want these seeds baby, you want them all over your face mhmmm but guess what it's going to cost you also I am a watermelon.

tfw you get stabbed with a red vine plant thing but you're also rockin a halo and some tiny wings and you're some stupid homestuck character

Crying it out. All of my tears. Why, you ask? Because it's pointless. All of it. Ace of cakes is over, and now so am I.

Clippy thinks you suck at writing with a mouse.

"I'm not going to even try", she shoots back flippantly, walking off the canvas with her middle finger raised in retort.

hey I'm watching you sleep okay

THIS ISN'T FUNNY SPIDER THAT'S MY ARM MAN YOU TORE OFF MAN THAT'S MY ARM

Cats are assholes.