This website... It gave me cancer.

Disney has a secret base at the center of the earth.

Sentient banana is conumed by some gentleman

YOU GOTTA DRAW A LINE IN THE SAND JON!!!!

Mooseman enjoys wednesdays.

HCl+ NaOH-> H2O+ NaCl

Yao ming

Herp Derp Grump

Earth has 99 problems, but global warming ain't one.

Baby lazer strikes babysitter in the head. Obviously, the carpet will need to be cleaned.

Jellyfish pokes naked man in the arse.

Spiders tell flute player to shut up.