What if your waifu was a man?

A freckled midget plays the drums while feeling smug about it at a talent show

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Solas is a farting furry wearing a tophat

Varric wants to play with Bionicles but he has shit taste.

Elf with very long neck and ponytail towers above default male Hawke

Bald elf is wearing modern clothes and trying to be young and hip.

Bull is actually a scaly and bought a scalesuit which he is now wearing and loving every second of.

Dorian is naked and slitting his wrist, summoning a screeching animal with red eyes.

Closeup of a handpuppet of a dog wielded by Alistair trying to cheer Morrigan up but she just gets mad.

The Architech and Corypheus are on a tropical beach. Corypheus is grumpy while the Architect is happy and patting Corypheus on the shoulder.

Redheaded Inquisitor (probably named Triss) says "sup, Gerry" to a friendly man with a nametag saying "Gerard"