Happy person in a cape with a poop behind him

Profanity at its best

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Mattress is crying because it's left outside to die

Happy person points to a small exit door

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My ceiling fan is wearing my underwear

My left shoe is red.

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Sexy laptop makes love to a desk lamp

A guy on the right hitting superman with a piece of beef jerky

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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