Heil Satan

Even citizen bears need to refresh with some iced tea.

Fred, with his fear of rabies, hesitantly pets his sister's dog. I mean it belongs to his sister, why would she want him dead? RIGHT?!

I'm a baby bird!

You are in a dungeon. Over yonder, you see a FLASK. Possible exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.

DINOSAUR CAPLOCK PARTY

Fionna the Human.

A teenager, after years of therapy and antidepressants, finally decides life isn't worth it and hangs herself. A smile rolls across her face

What is Homestuck? Please tell me. I'm ever so confused.

Jake the Dog, what do you think you're doing, cheating on Lady like that?! She's pregnant with your child!

Disco is undead.

The Game Grumps playing Dance Dance Revolution