Rapid Evolution in Birds causes them to obtain powers unknown to any other being. And they are Blue

Bloody Cock 'n' Balls

I've just realised that I am completely intolerant of Pink substances.

Gangsters acting nonchalantly towards implosions.

Bluebird slurps up the last of the oil.

Priest with a vengeance.

Violence

Gretel the Disturbed Laundrette owner and the dismembered appendages dark desires.

Outer space experience.

SS Dick Butt encounters a large orange sea monster.

A Screeching, noseless schoolchild.

The inside of a dentally challenged water drinking arachnid.