Doodle or Die

In Kindergarten, Lucille learned to paint with ice cream.

Doodle or Die

Typical Americans

Calvin and Hobbes!

Anal in prison

Smokey the bear is surprised at the face on his tummy.

Mitt Romney in a pink speedo, grossing up the beach.

Some confused Unknown after coming through the pink vortex

New Chain

The horrified customer just found out what McNuggets are truly made from...

"I wish to purchase that buttocks!"

Doodle or Die

A cucumber confronts a rotting banana in an attempt to kidnap her.

Algebraic!

Poor Mr. Wonka didn't know he was allergic to Aztecs until he tried eating one.

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