Doodle or Die

Sonic keeps getting shittier.

Godzilla is embarrassed to have accidentally attacked Tokio instead of Tokyo.

Singing will cause assholes to attack you from trees.

One guy enjoying escargot and everyone else being disgusted.

New Chain

Better batten down the shit hatches, Randy, we've got a shiticane on the way.

DIDNEY WORL

AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALLWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Damn, girl. Get that finger out of your nose.

A guy with blonde highlights saying "You're welcome".

New Chain

A flamethrower that shoots yogurt.

Doodle or Die

Arnie Schwartz tries to get to the Choppa, but his friends are too busy making stupid faces.

Doodle or Die

A rolling kiwi bird attacks a mirror for just 3$ a month.

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