A woman in heavy makeup pretends not to notice the horned snail devouring her head.

The pope and a squid are both baffled by the misogynistic nature of math.

A propaganda poster asking you to vote for El Piggo, the one eyed nose pierced swine dictator.

A cactus demands to be accepted as a fellow human by singing Lada Gaga songs to an incredulous man with a neck tumor.

A dancing Santa is surprised at the sexiness of his own moves.

A man with a face obscured by an illustration of a soap dispenser addresses his all male audience.

A rough edged cowboy just glad to be alive.

"And as my first act as pope I shall ... INFALLIBLY ROCK."

An eyeball, trailing its optic nerve, lovingly studies a red gem held in one of its feet.

A black man simultaneously 1) vomits blue slime 2) holds a knife aloft 3) expels mustard gas from his anus.

Bervis the Trilobyte went fishing. Feeling a tug on his line, Bervis pulled unawares that he was to become King of England.

Two pairs of buttocks have a romantic picnic in the countryside.