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a cow is trying to swallow a green car whole, on a beach

opening scene of CSI Miami: David Caruso sees a dead Klansman and quips "haters gonna hate" only to realize it's not really a pun.

purple alien is confused

an explosion so big it goes "poom" instead of boom.

obese batman eating hot pockets in the batcave

a basketball is thrown at a birthday cake with 3 lit candles

a blue woman with purple hair and pink breasts is warming her arms, which are made of sticks, over a hobo barrel fire.

I wish the milkman would deliver more milk

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a pig, in a cage, on antibiotics.

a pink finger about to poke a fabulously flamboyant snail

a stereotypical frenchman is kicking a dog. both seem to be enjoying it.

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