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Sonic the Hedgehog stopped going fast a long time ago, and now is very fat.

A snowglobe is enraged. Its eyes are bleeding, and it shouts "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" as lava erupts in the background.

A Succubus fondles her tits at balding, lonely Christian with fat lips. He is close to giving in.

A man that is all pants is in love with a happy caveman.

A big, fat owl has obviously taken many blows to the head.

Cow on the moon.

A man in a red suit with a huge, grey finger looks shocked at a bald chick in a gray dress with 8 blue eyes.

HEEEEEEY MACARENA! Also, random egg yolks on the ground.

The sun pushes up its sunglasses in awe to get a better look at the huge pink bird flying in front of it.

A horny nurse watches two gay monsters screw.

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