Pink piece of meat

Cute squirrel wants your nuts.

Moo-moo has a depressed udder.

A naked guy giving another naked guy a piece of poo. Talking bunny spectates in background.

Sadistic man holds up a bloody tampon to a cowering man in a green room. "Baby, don't hurt me!"

Seal pays a whale prostitute for gratuitous frictiony fun time.

Man with cherry stem has an I-told-you-so face.

New Chain

"It's an old family recipe, don't tell nobody, mootie moot."

Honey Boo Boo's mom's finger is artistically rendered.

Slender man in casual wear dancing to horrible music.

I WANT TO GROW UP.

Blue Polywhirl chases well-endowed man of Negroid ancestry with a poppin' afro.

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