In an odd case of VeggieTales gone wrong five colourful giant vegetables contort reality into a purple vortex, uprooting an old folks' home

Whoops, my eye has given way to an abomination from another dimension

That was the most radically, world-invertingly insightful thing I have ever heard, so inscrutably perfect that my mind has literally broken

I'm Steven Quartz Universe and I'm not afraid of anything... except if Amethyst became a vampire-spider-supervillain if that happens hide me

Will you press the button? You will never have to sleep again but you will also be unable to sleep period even if you try.

Chillin' out around the corner, trying to take my mind off the fact my sidewalk & I are in a huge abyss, being pursued by grey rectangles

Being escorted from a prison boat to yellow-orange-rubber-girder-heap-prison island

The fearsome (and original!) monster Donut Steel

Your OC walking his/her pet. Pass it on!

Your OC just can't believe they're being attacked by a giant angry ladybug. That's ridiculous.

The Condesce wants everybody to behold her hips. Behold hips? Y/N

Your OC has inexplicably been soul-swapped with a random piece of produce and is trying to think of a plan for what to do in this situation.