An ill formed pink blob, recently escaped from a petri dish, begins to succumb to its inevitable fate. Coughing up blood is the first sign.

A woman with freakishly long arms simply wants a hug; the vacant stare in her eyes brought on by years of rejection is not helping one bit.

A ghost attains fun the only way he can: By drawing "Shref" instead of Spacejam, he laughs but he is truly as dead inside as he is outside.

A pancake is incredibly happy to be receiving a large sausage (almost as big as him) within the foreseeable future, gay implications welcome

The Earth contorts and is squashed horizontally within the thought bubble of a white endless void, stars are dotted around the planet.

A man, suddenly becoming aware of his existence as a picture within a website, asks the viewer whether they know each other. He wears a cape

A stick of butter is shocked and appalled at the display of nudity being shown by a finger-sure number 3, he internally debates what to do.

New Chain

A man in a gas mask searches through the bodies of several dead soldiers who have fallen through a portal overhead into a dirt-filled waste.

New Chain

Red vs Blue

A man is relieved when he finally reveals to himself the final letter in the word "ass" the only way he can: By spray-painting it on a wall.

A chicken is angry because its head has been replaced with a jelly fish

A man simultaneously shoots a dancing man in the head while pulling a cherry pie out of his face, which had been grafted on in an experiment

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