My girlfriend

the four most problematic letters in the english language

yare yare daze

future flag of Taoist Israel

Teddy Roosevelt

an okay sperm. that's it exactly, isn't it? I can feel it. hold on...the name is coming to me...something with f... fart... fartromancer!

Somebody's little sister

Dickposter whose wildest dreams came true

Hatsune Miku's pubic pirate tattoo

That one scene from Ace Ventura

Samus Aran

Dark Souls dating sim