A mallard duck. <("I only have 2 legs... ;_;")

Ditto.

A blur of black and red appearing before you die. The world giving you a big, purple, "F. U."

A cookie with three bites taken out of it.

A man under the scorching sun of the Sahara desert.

Forever alone.

A really derpy looking Naruto.

Thanks. :I

Pokemon Rival Silver

A dinosaur eating a flying mustache. Nomnomnomnom.

A man calling a pizza slice with legs sexy.

A rainbow pencil-shaped rocket carrying off a panda into the horizons.