Doctor Mario about to stab DK who is wearing green shades
A chinese immigrant with a "massive damage" cigarette burn saying "You never find my way dom red"
A no armed gentleman staring at a glory hole the size of his head
Zelda holding a small rubber ducky while Navi just floats there being usless
Zero from Megaman getting ready to hit those sick waves
A red fish pondering what human tits are like
A carrot shooting another carrot who was about slash him in half