A piece of asparagus walks in on its mother and father fucking
It's another galaxy far far away where the nearest sun sheds a blue light over all living things. The fish breathe air... and are also liars
A number 4 is out shopping and is pretty upset that there is no milk left. Shit gets aggressive.
A UFO celebrates his birthday
Princess Peach is fiercely anti-love
Measuring the butterfly effect
Batman is shitting out money