my musket shoots out caped men.

Dear Google, what's my ear size?

He's Mr.Heat Miser.

The man is seriously deformed. oops.

a happy sandwich is a sexy sandwich

NO more sandwiches.

The vile of disease broke. Oh no.

My kung-fu skills chop you in half

the Afro League steals buckets of mula.

I'm a dead capitalist who's also a cowboy, bro.

I am leperchaun. Obsess over me.

OMG!! I AM A GOALIE AND MY SHIRT IS BLEEDING THE YELLOW OF EVIL!!!