I am not taking part in this.

An historically accurate representation of a samurai with a sword assaulting The Giant Crab.

A guy who smokes a little too much weed is looking at something bizarre and rectangular whilst holding a candle and smoking a pipe.

It's raining beautiful red apples! Sooo cute!

Heart-eyed Mario is trying to catch a fleeing Yellow Toad. It is my firm belief that Mario's intent is to rape, not to cuddle.

A black pimp with golden teeth in a classic purple pimp outfit (cloak and hat) with a pimp cane angrily asks "Where's my money bitch?"

Just keep swimming... A blue spermatozoa is swimming towards a bag of what looks like Skittles.

Someone tried to make Enderman look kawaii.

Link dreams of riding Yoshi.

A sad monkey.

Queen Victoria with a red electric kettle in her hand.

Snake threatening to kill a cat.