Dashaun! Whatcho nigguh ass want fu crizmas?

Man celebrates his birthday by making a beard out of toothpaste.

A carrot rubbing lotion all over itself in hopes it can cleanse itself of its filthy, filthy sins.

A Cool octopus playing Spyhunter

Some assclown is pretending he isn't familiar with a very popular team-based FPS. But we all know he's clocked in over 2000 hours by now.

Dripping yellow madness

muh job

A right mess.

Two cars meet at the Swedish crossroads

Sex blob

An orange car proclaims his need to laugh out loud

Claudio Sanchez and his glorious mane blowing in the wind