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The knot is tied between Mr and Mrs Pacman.

"There is no hope for you", said the T rex. "My friend, my duck fu enables me to defeat you", replied the duck, "Notice how I hover."

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A poor kitten whose brain has become to big after genetic experiments.

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Two eight balls with golden hair flowing out of them covering two puddles of blood. That or the flying spaghetti monster.

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