Going for a romantic moonlit cruise next to a hairy giant butt.

An elderly couple drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon are unimpressed with the sunset on their day at the beach.

Billy goes flying off his new red toboggan. Hope he's insured.

A pink cat assassin has been contracted to kill an infant. The deed has been done.

Brain damaged Godzilla finds that stealing a baby's lava lamp is not as easy as taking candy from a baby

What your girlfriend will soon tell you.

In the near future, aliens use humans as currency.

Old professor watches a ghost throw up the devil horns at a disco

A bear decides to go vegan and falls in love with eating bananas

Paldo, Waldo's wild twin from "Where's Waldo" goes wild and punches Godzilla.

Grandpa places his false teeth next to the computer so he can watch diarrhea

Embarrassed man mumbles something unintelligible.

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