No matter how much the Grey Wizard hugged and comforted his magical staff, it would not stop crying.

Little known fact: Mars is actually a planet-sized jar filled with strawberry jam.

Enraged solipsist runs around yelling.

Why is that horse wearing shoes? This is a violation of everything I hold true!

This has to be the happiest and friendliest hydra in town. Except for that one head, seems pretty grumpy.

Death embarrassed in front of friends by dorky younger brother.

Bewildered dragon being harassed by an insurance salesman.

A green-hued X-ray photo of Bart Simpson's head showing there is a giant caterpillar living inside it.

Red mage doing that magic bullshit.

"Trust me, I'm the doctor!" said the very doctorly-looking imp.

Man reduced to bawling like small child because his hand is stuck to his popsicle.

Smug cat refuses all offerings of carrot cakes and strawberries.