Severed foot

A person scented candle

Goddamned furries.

I honestly have never played Uno.

Cookies rain from the sky.

Stripper on a pole.

Billy put the gun to his forehead and before snuffing out his life, he cried, "MAMBO NUMBER FIVE!" *BANG*

A Charlie Brown drug cartel.

Like a candy in a kid store.

chainsaw

pissing into a fish's mouth

Car accident