A weeblo scout has gotten too fat that even texas can't hold him

A unicorn made out of shit pours a glass of shit on its horn.

Burger King hearts and spades KFC

A soft-serve lipstick power drill.

A robot man is angry at his robot wife upon finding out that his alleged robot son is actually an import.

Kawaii tiger ninja desu~

A man strokes the large beak of his blue wingless bird as its puke-green hair flows in the wind. They truly love each other.

Angry Birds in the hood, yo.

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Newfags can't triforce

OP is a worm

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