Water balloons at a disco party.

He saw someone's butt crack.

Doodle or Die

Jingle bells Romney smells, Palin can see Russia! Republicans think that Democrats stink, and think rape children come from God~!

Well SOMEONE is having a real good time smiling at the black abyss of nothing. And look at those thick English eyebrows.

Pink is to fabulous for the big man to handle. And look at that pretty spit, the guy must drool like Niagara Falls.

Punk ass chick with swag.

Horrible handwriting that either says dick or click, no one can tell.

Man-toast being drooled on by a green snake.

Skittles puking a lot.

A cannibal touching a man's crotch while trying to spell bath salts.

Cheap phone makes a good milkshake.

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Mitt Romney riding a cow over to China.

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