Giving this masterpiece a description would ruin the depth of thought put into it.

man looks into a giant robot fencer to find that it's controlled by a space nigger

Yahweh has become incarnate for the sake of engaging in sexual intercourse with a sexy atheist who has one breast

Ham Demons

A man comforts a child who has a rare genetic deformity that causes him to a three where his mouth should be

Bad grammar

Everything that is wrong with this world

We are the music-makers,

Don't follow the noble eightfold path to enlightenment.

"Well I guess if you have to, go for it but things might not work out the way you had hoped" said the civilized gentleman to the other party

The green monolith emanates psionic energy

Equestrian bits in every bite